When it’s really not you, but the PC

I’ve been doing technology support long enough to tell you that many of the problems that people experience with computers are self-inflicted. I even have clients who truly believe they have a little black cloud hanging over them every time they sit down in front of a computer, and having witnessed their track records first-hand, I make sure to keep my tech poncho handy. It’s hard to deny empirical data that clearly indicates some folks might be better keeping their distance from expensive or important technology. Today, however, some of my tech-kryptonite clients can hold their heads high because…guess what?! In the case of a large number of computers built with Intel CPU’s the technology problems plaguing those PCs might have been the hardware and not them!

“I’ll need an old priest and a young priest.“

Unfortunately for Intel, exorcising this particular demon won’t be nearly so simple (or cinematic). The tech manufacturer most widely known for making CPUs used in just about every desktop computer, laptop and server on this planet has recently admitted that they created, manufactured and sold two entire generations of CPUs with a flaw that basically causes them to commit electrical seppuku by requesting more voltage than they can safely handle. Intel’s Raptor Lake 13th and 14th generation CPUs have been installed in PCs since late 2022 all the way through today, and no one’s quite sure how many PC’s might be affected because it’s very difficult to determine if your repeated crashing is from a fried CPU or you are just one of my “stormy” tech friends.

After strongly denying this for several weeks, Intel finally came clean and admitted to the manufacturing defect, and after some prodding from the industry, also committed to extending warranties on retail CPU’s (ie. sold in boxes for installation into computers by system integrators, hobbyists and MSP’s like yours truly) by 2 more years. And after a little more prodding from their biggest customers, extended that same 2-year grace to OEM computers as well – these would be the ones you buy from Dell, Lenovo, HP, etc. Additionally, Intel is prepping a firmware update for mid-August that will supposedly rectify this nasty bug, but sadly, the fix won’t do anything for CPUs that have already lobotomized themselves. For that, you’ll need to seek a warranty replacement. As someone who has gone through that particular process more times than should be allowed by the Geneva Conventions, make sure you get your “waiting boots” on and keep your favorite stress toy handy. The next few months are going to be a hoot. And by “hoot” I mean nothing at all resembling such a thing. Thanks, Intel.